theignoredteeth asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers ♥
I look killer with green/blue hair
I have half very calloused, half very soft hands
She gotta donk
I am in love with all my beautiful friends
I laugh a lot, and loudly!
Why does my cat hide his head in my arms?
I know he isn’t scared because he purrs the whole time. I just don’t get why he does it.
Update : My cat does this every time I hold him.
This affectionate Spanish couple in the corner takes in skin like water seeps into skin, sharing coffee sharing apartment bathtubs, lavish newly fixed water heater and seven voicemails on the machine from his mother
I bought a new hat today whimsically I swore, subconsciously to cover up poorly dyed blue hair, Mermaid ME would live in an Indian Ocean Grotto and breathe cargo ship exhaust emissions and wish the mothers would stop asking where I take their sons and daughters after they drown
Children’s book illustrators painted as tragic parents, Alex no, I cannot kiss your forehead or roll with you in the grass like daddy does, I have a deadline Allie the Crocodile, remember Allie, she’s paying our rent for the next 3 months
A pitch for a coffeeshop: 7 rooms and every room is a continent and all the baristas look too hot to fuck because you’d muss their hair and laugh too much, this is serious, this is very serious